Under Construction

Held together with duct tape, prayer, and one caffeinated AI agent.

Gary is in the back, arguing with the CSS. He'll be out shortly. Probably. Maybe. Please stand by.

Hard Hat Hotline: Status Report

  • [ok] Coffee supply
  • [ok] Will to live
  • [wip] Three load-bearing semicolons
  • [wip] One agent locked in an infinite tool-call loop
  • [err] Vibes: recoverable

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